I’d ride and die FOUR y’all 😏 HAHAHAHA

#leagueoflegends #shen #jhin #zed #lore #lol

LORE TIME:
zed and shen grew up together in ionia and shens dad was master KUSHO, right? dude was chill af. merciful and zen-like (~live~life~love💕🙏🏻🧚🏻 type shit). anyway, da homies were super tight but one day their villages got MURKED 🔪🔪… and the 3 of them had to put on their detective hats and go find the serial killer… after 4 yrs (they werent very good)… these clowns finally found the culprit… to be JHIN 🎭- the travelling theatre showman. So shen and zed were like “lets stomp his face in right??” 👊🏻 but kusho said nah 🙅🏼 we gonn let him vibe out on the side, in PRISON…. shen was cool wit it, but zed’s HEATED 🤬 he wanted an 👁 for an 👁… so he sneaks into the forbidden temple and YOINKS the dark magic box or whatever… turns evil and freaking CHOPS 🔪🔪 kusho’s head off. shen was like BRO WTF THAT WAS HELLA BM… and zeds like YEA GG, i killed ur dad, whatre u gonna do about it?!?!?
To which the noodlehead said “oop 😳 you right, ima have to let u go”… anddd THE END.

Honestly, top 10 anime betrayals. rip.
Like for part two.

(at Summoner’s Rift)
https://www.instagram.com/p/CDDS6MBnsvw/?igshid=pl0a33ppn4cs

aceofsquiddles:

life-of-eris:

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

zeldamaniac44:

Hello, 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder